What is full of holes and holds water? A sponge.

What State is sick? ILL.

What state is a number? Tenn.

What state is a Woman? Miss.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? It is only a joke?

Boy: You look blue? Are you okay?  Man: I forget to breathe sometimes.

Why did the guy eat TNT? He wanted his hair to grow in bangs.